You won't forget me.

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Question1-7,11 Answer

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

kitchen counter definitely

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

last night, great cause it’s always great

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

um, black widow only cause scarlett johansson

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

neck biting and bondage

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

none

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when

people walked in on us

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

idk

11: Top or bottom?

bottom

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Question2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 15, 21, 24, 25, 26, 28, 31 Answer

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

last night in my bed, good because sex is always good

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

um, neck biting and spanking

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

there isn’t a place where I wouldn’t have sex

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when

people walk in on us

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

um, I don’t really know

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

uh, be michael

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

pregnancy test

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

none

24: One sexual thing you would never do:

nothing really

25: Biggest turn on:

bondage

26: Three spots that drive you insane:

neck, inner thighs, hips I guess

28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

yeah

31: Best sexual complement you ever got:

uh, fantastic sex? idk

Getting dressed after a shower is just so inconvenient and uncomfortable.

So I guess I’ll just stay naked forever

tastefullyoffensive:

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earth-song:

”Leopard snack” by Jochen Van de Perre

sairobee:

budapest?

more like bootypest, amirite

ᏗᎦᏘᏍᏗ: Freedom Bucket

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child”…

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

The Avengers (2012) - end credits (x).

I love these credits. All of the Avengers have these iconic, instantly recognizable bits of their costumes/weaponry, and then you have poor Bruce and the graphics designers were probably like “FUCK what do we use for the Hulk? Shredded shorts?? Just put some fuckin’ glasses there, people will get it. He’s a nerd or something, right? Yeah, good enough.”

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

craibea:

calabra:

BEST. SCENE. EVER.

this is a very interesting gif when taken out of context